Staff Profile

Darren Bain

Our mission here at function well is simple: To be Australia's Most Personalised & Effective Training Facility!

My mission and motivation to open function well was to develop a results based training facility that fosters community, providing  the very best training, nutrition and lifestyle protocols to help people achieve their health and performance goals.

Our mission here at function well is simple: To be Australia’s Most Personalised & Effective Training Facility!

“Changing Lives Through Fitness” 

We strive to provide the ultimate experience and be the best part of our members day!

Fitness has far leading benefits that go way beyond the workout – We have a holistic approach to fitness that leads to improved performance in all aspects of your life.

We welcome people from all walks of life and training experience, to be better than they were yesterday.


  • Certificate III & IV in fitness
  • ISSN Registered Sports Nutritionist
  • Level 1 ASCA Strength and Conditioning Coach
  • Australian Weight Lifting Federation Coach
  • CrossFit Trainer
  • CrossFit Mobility Trainer
  • BioSignature Practioner
  • Opex Certified Coach
  • CrossFit Level 2 Trainer
  • CrossFit Judges Course 2017

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